Conversations with my kids: Super powers

R: if you could have any super power you wanted, what would you choose?

Me: MUTANT HEALING FACTOR. ALWAYS.

T: Laser vision.

R: I'd want to have stretch powers, so I could be lazy all the time.

Me: you'd never leave the couch?

R: right. I could just reach for stuff. I could even do my schoolwork from the couch.

T: I want laser vision.  To zap the genitals of my enemies.