Tuesday, January 24, 2006

5 most memorable bar nights...

These are in no particular order, just the five most memorable bar nights I recall

1) 55 Special and Fitzy's with Sam, Richard and the folks from stats. Nothing like getting kicked out of bars, fending off gropers and kissing random guys to celebrate your last exam.

2) Bar in Kitchener whose name escapes me... The night of the Nickelback concert with Mitch when she threw her drink on the little shitbag in the minidress

3) Shanana's with Jenny. The night of a dozen past mistakes. Ever been in a bar and it seems like every guy you have been involved with shows up.. within a half hour of each other?

4) Shanana's with Cromsie and Michelle and various others... The night of the Pink Fuzzy Thong. God you meet all kinds in Midland.

5) Shanana's with Cromsie (again). The night of the Noco guy. This night was just cool cause I got hit on by some really hot young guy. Sweet.

Friday, January 6, 2006


Well, I did something pretty therapeutic today. Been a little depressed lately, may have something to do with the time of year, since this week marks three years since my marriage crashed and burned. It still gets to me. Its getting better though. My anniversary passed last September with me barely noticing.

ANYWAY. I got rid of the engagement ring and the wedding band. Yup, sold 'em. Price be damned. Decided I didn't care what I got for it. So off to the Hock Shop I go, got a crappy price (of course) then decided I would buy myself something nice, something just for me, to celebrate my emancipation from another reminder of a difficult period in my life.

But what to get? I thought it should be extra special. I was going to get another tattoo but my cheap side won out, since I can get one cheap (well free, actually) and I didn't have the pattern I wanted with me. So I looked, and I saw something I have wanted for about 2 years now.

A Corset!

Its beautiful, and so symbolic for me. I wanted something just for me, to remind me that yes, I AM a SEXY BITCH!

So, yeah... thats my news for today.

Thursday, January 5, 2006

Jury Duty WTF???

I got nailed for jury selection for the 23rd of January. For 8:30 in the frigging morning. Not only on a day when I have to go to school, but on ELECTION frigging day of all days. Friggidy crap. On top of it all, I have to get my kid to school at nine yet be at the courthouse 40 minutes away at 8:30.

So I have to attend jury selection AND vote and go to school so I can be a more useful member of society AND be a good parent and get my kid to school. What more could my government ask of me?

Sunday, January 1, 2006

I'm Axl Fucking Rose.

It could catch on. It could be the next "I'm Rick James, Bitch"


It could just be one of those drunk/high jokes that dies pretty quick but was Ass-funny at the time.

Can't tell me the guy wasn't pretty hot before the bad hair extensions and the Botox. 

Come to think of it... I think he might be trying to turn himself into Rick James... interesting.