Danno: Question: Which one of the looney tunes do you suspect had the biggest penis?
Me: Well, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam are out. The violent temper and affinity for firearms indicate insecurity and a need to over-compensate.
Me: Based sheerly on the laws of proportion, I'd say the abominable snowman. Biggest character=biggest penis.
Me: Incidentally, my phone forces me to spell out penis.
Danno: Yeah, I was in the same boat, combining Pen and Is, but my phone learned it after the first time I used it. :-)
Danno: Your insights into this sensitive matter are much appreciated.
Me: Hey, I'm here to help.
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| This is a man with some masculinity issues to work out. Source |
I'd have to disagree w/ you on the Snowman. Major shrinkage due to cold weather. I'm thinking more along the lines of Foghorn Leghorn.
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ReplyDeletedude's a big boy and Leg is in his name....case closed...next subject
Wile E. Coyote and his super penius? :)
ReplyDeleteOr Tweety Bird?
ReplyDeleteHe attracted mad pussycat.
FogHorn Leghorn..
ReplyDeleteI would totally take one for the team to find out if this indeed, were true.
Please draw me as a Brunette Jessica Rabbit, though.
Will need someone to film that shit, though.
(Goddess, that was a litle reavealing, I guess. Whut evah. I'm leaving it here anyway. )
i agree...it must be him...
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that the big orange furry guy Gossemer would probably have a huge dong...but sometimes, it's the guy you expect least...so as a wild card, I'll throw out a possibility: Sylvester
ReplyDeleteIn my experience, the skinniest men tend to be the most well-endowed. Don't know why that is. Wonder if webMD has addressed the subject? So anyway, based on that, I'd have to say Bugs. And he seems so, you know, confident, like he'd have no worries in that department. Totally agree with you on Sam and Elmer. Firearms are just penis substitutes.
ReplyDeleteTazmanian Devil.
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