We're in the parking lot of the arena. The road is being blocked off and there are a bunch of Sea Cadets standing around.
Me: They must be having a parade. Maybe it's for V-E Day.
T: What's V-E Day?
Me: Well, World War Two ended on two different days. V-E means "Victory in Europe", when the war ended in Europe, sometime in May.
T: Probably May 9th, if they're having a parade today.
Me: yeah, probably. The war in Japan, on the other hand, ended on August 14th - my birthday - so that is referred to as V-J Day.
*giggles from back seat*
T: ...nothing. It just sounds... funny.. Veee Jaaay.
R (from backseat): IT SOUNDS LIKE VAJAYJAY!!!
*peals of laughter from both sides*
Me: Oh my God, you guys.