Usually the search terms that bring people to this wee little corner of the internet are pretty, well, boring. If not boring, they make sense.
This week the Google searchers are doing me proud. It all started when someone found my site by searching 'Crotch Touching'.
(apparently I rank around fifth on the search results for that one. Go Me!)
Here's some of the other odd, random and funny search results from the last two weeks:
I need tropes - well, okay, but maybe Rape apology wasn't what you were looking for.
red or purple kneecaps - If this happens, it may be time to take turns.
Ferris Bueller's motivation - (if only I could be)
foghorn leghorn tattoo penis <--- win.
Bible into tibet
"michelangelo's", "hamilton", "menu", "cannelloni" <-- I think someone is specifically trying to look up my vacation. That's too many coincedences there.