I'm not much of a sports gal. I'm definitely not much of a racing gal. But I have long harboured an unapologetic dirty crush on Quebec race car driver Jacques Villeneuve.
Let's get to the objectification, shall we?
Jacques Villeneuve to appear in Disney-Pixar’s CARS 2
Yeah, I'll be seeing this. It's definitely getting a pass on my moratorium on sequel making even though out of all the Disney Pixar movies, Cars was probably my least favorite (which is to say, I still liked it). But I'll make an exception in this case because I'm a bit of a sucker for a good French-Canadian accent. They'll make anything seem like a good idea, whether it's seeing the sequel to a film that may steal 90 minutes from my life I'll never get back, or making out with a 50-something Revenue Canada worker while on vacation.
Let's just forget I mentioned that last part mmmkay? It'll be our little secret.
So yeah.. Apparently he'll basically be playing himself.. but.. as a car.
A pretty good-looking car, if you ask me. How wrong would it be to fantasize about sprawling Whitesnake-video style across an anthropomorphized, animated version of a nummy looking race-car driver from Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec?
Don't you judge me.