Your freezer bags are absolute shit. Because they are shit, I have three meals worth of spaghetti sauce.. DAMN FINE SPAGHETTI SAUCE, I might add, sitting at the bottom of my freezer, waiting to be cleaned up. I've never had this issue with Ziploc so I can only assume that you guys just suck.
Thank Christ you people don't make silicone breast implants or there'd be a lot of dead porn stars out there.
Isn't this just fucking lovely