It was bad enough that I downloaded your stupid, supposedly free iPad app, which was NOT FREE because after download the app it wants you to get a paid subscription to actually access any of the fucking tabs and now every time I use your site I get prompted to download the bloody app again... NO I DON'T WANT TO DOWNLOAD YOUR STUPID FREE-NOT-FREE APP!
Where was I?
Oh yeah. If that wasn't enough, I see you're pandering to the horny frat boy set.
|Stereotypically slim, large breasted model with epic cleavage and glasses poses as a music teacher. Caption reads "Learn Songs with The Teacher of your Dreams"|
That's not the teacher of MY dreams.
And here I thought I was going to get to learn with Slash, or Andy McKee, or Leona Boyd. I'm guessing they mean the teacher of your wet dreams.. In which case, I'm still clearly not their target demographic, even though I use their site frequently and have been playing guitar for pretty near 20 years now. But I guess girls don't play guitar, or if they do, maybe UG assumes we're all Tegan & Sara or the Indigo Girls. (I'd be okay with being either, but sadly, I'm not).
In case you're wondering, I clicked and guess where it goes? Yup. To their "free app."
Which, by the way, still isn't free.
Makes me miss the OLGA.