Monday, September 19, 2011

Do these coat-tails have airbags?


Guitarist/Vocalist with vague inferiority complex seeks collaborators interested in being launched into rock superstardom, or possibly mediocre local notoriety.

Men, Women or highly advanced primates welcome.


Pixies, Violent Femmes, The Tragically Hip, The Headstones, Peggy Lee, Robert Johnson, Metric, Lunachicks, burlesque, cartoons, Canadian cinema, Goldfish crackers, righteous indignation and delayed adolescence.

Must be willing to allow me to ride the coat-tails of those with less-negligible talent, and have own equipment.  That I can borrow.  

Songwriting ability is an asset.  Barring this, a willingness to pass off obscure covers as originals will do.. (pass off?  No, I mean.. must be willing to play covers and TOTALLY GIVE THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS CREDIT  *looks around*)

Renumeration:  I make a mean grilled cheese.


so... who's in?


  1. Hilarious! I can play bongos, hum pretty well, have an acute inferiority complex and love Goldfish. I'm in, right?
    I'm so jealous of how funny this is, I instantly resent your brilliance.

  2. I'm in, but I'll need to pull out the french horn and practice for a bit first. And the trumpet.

  3. in....

    hope you dont mind having a guitar player that plays dirty.

  4. I'm not sure that would be a bad thing ;-) and Josh, French Horn? Trumpet? Sign me up!


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