Lies. No, I'm not. Frankly, I'm a follower, and who doesn't want a donkey on their blog, at least once? So a ala the Simple Dude, here is my half-assed weekend post. Go visit Simple Dude and give him some love, since he has given me a donkey.
I'm attempting to scan some pics so I can list some new goodies on my Etsy store, 100 Watt Smirks. My scanner is temperamental. It was gifted to me by Lori at A Vintage Witch, which was super cool of her. I wonder how many people I can pimp in one half-assed post. However at some point in time one of the demon cats knocked the damn thing off the desk. So now, mid-scan, it starts clicking and making godawful noises and I have to give it a good thump to get it back in order. It still scans better than my craptacular HP 3-in-1. Hewlett Packard, you suck. I may keep an eye out for a nice little printer so I can get rid of the 3-in-1 completely because honestly, the thing is junk. Trying to use the software grinds my entire system to a halt, which is a giant pain when all I want to do is resize a couple of pictures.
My campaign to win back @jplaskett to my Twitter-fold was an utter failure. *sigh* Not only did it not take off and become the internet meme of the decade, but it didn't even warrant a courtesy 'Will you STFU and leave me alone' follow. Even Jann Arden threw me a bone, when I hinted.
Today is laundry day. Taking kids to the Seventh circle of hell to get some Xmas portraits taken today. Time to take this ass and put some pants on it.