At Toronto Zombie walk:
"I have blood on my bra *sad face*"
Trying to take realistic pictures on the way to Toronto:
Me: "Zombies drive cars. It's true."
Sammi: "Close your eyes. I want you to look dead."
Me: "For god's sake, tell me when the light turns green."
Me: "This is one day I don't care if I get ketchup on my face"
Sammi: "Being a zombie is no excuse for being a slob"
"Hey, at least the rain will wash the blood out of your parents driveway."
In Female Monty Python Character voice: "Brains, Brains, Brains, Spam and Brains."
Decorating the house:
Talking the children into sacrificing a Bratz styling head and a baby doll for the house decoration.
"I can't get this knife to stay in the baby."
Inadvertantly making the shed look like a crime scene while prepping my costume.
Going to work in full Zombie Gear:
My friend Mike, upon seeing me in the parking lot at work: "Why is it that this doesn't surprise me in the least?"
Greeting my co-worker: "Morning Ange!"
Ange: *spits coffee*
My Boss (after meeting with another co-worker who was dressed as a pirate): "Got a second?"
Me, turning around: "Sure Do."
Boss: "*sigh+chuckle* I can't take anyone seriously today."