Me: Thank you for calling ****, this is Andrea speaking
Perv: Yeah, hi. I'm stroking my c**k and I was hoping you could help me.
That can't be right. He did NOT just say what I thought he said. I must have misheard him
Me: What can I help you with?
Perv: Well, what do you look like? Are you a blonde? A brunette?
Me: Uhm.. sir. Do you have any questions about the site?
Perv: Nah, I was just stroking my d**k and ...
Me: Hrm. YEah. I'm hanging up on you now.
*click*
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This weekend was a twisted trail of mayhem and debauchery and grotesque mischief. Allow me to sum it up in a few words:
- Porn
- Formal wear
- Street frisbee.. erm 'titsbee'
- Last Call
- coffee
- Drunk dialing
I bet you're all curious now, aren't ya?
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