Fuck, am I ever in a foul mood today. It's seems like the kids have done nothing but whine all day (I'm trying to get them to take a nap but thus far it's not working).
My love life is in the fucking shitter. More accurately, it's in those big fucking toxic waste barrels buried under the fucking Love Canal, and is too busy giving little children chemical burns to bother sending a little lovin' my way. GAH FUCK.
Not to mention stupid online drama. What a bunch of bullshit.
I would seriously garrote someone or shove icepicks under their fingernails for a goddamned cigarette right now.
And yes. I'm 25 and reading Harriet the Spy. I'm full of fucking child-like wonder OKAY??