Saturday, December 3, 2011

Tucker Max, You'll be Happy to Know They DO Serve Beer in Hell, I've Been There - OR - Texts from Last Night: Legion Karaoke Edition

(705):  God help me.  So drunk guy tells me his friend likes me* and wants to dance... I say sure if he wants to come ask me I will dance.  No, dude is 'too shy' and won't come ask**. End up dancing w/ drunk dude who is currently sporting a pretty wicked asscrack.  I'm in hell.

(705): Oh and now drunk dude has requested I sing "18 and Life" by Skid Row.  I can't even make this shit up.

My milkshake totally brings all the drunks to the fucking yard.

*having never previously met, spoken or seen me.
**I'm expected to go ask him.  Apparently I'm in grade seven.   


  1. I love drunk stories. That is an oddly specific karaoke request. I'm shocked that you took pity and danced with him. Loved this.

  2. Dude you took out the part where I texted you that I snorted! lol

  3. Sorry hon, it was lost in the editing process :-P

  4. Look on the bright side it could have been some George Michaels or Boy George or George Bush or Bush or Busch light or ....i could go forever.

  5. ... and my Skid Row
    Is bettah than youuuurs.
    and you're like
    You wish it wuuuuz.

  6. Its quite interesting post.It is really funny too. thanks for sharing this.


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