(705): God help me. So drunk guy tells me his friend likes me* and wants to dance... I say sure if he wants to come ask me I will dance. No, dude is 'too shy' and won't come ask**. End up dancing w/ drunk dude who is currently sporting a pretty wicked asscrack. I'm in hell.
(705): Oh and now drunk dude has requested I sing "18 and Life" by Skid Row. I can't even make this shit up.
My milkshake totally brings all the drunks to the fucking yard.
*having never previously met, spoken or seen me.
**I'm expected to go ask him. Apparently I'm in grade seven.