I recently read a retardly funny article from nerve.com featuring my all-time favorite comedy troup, The Kids In The Hall giving sex advice. One of my favorite lines involved Dave using a simile for oral, stating that they 'go down like the stock market'.
This got me thinking of other ways one could 'go down'
- like the titanic
- like the mercury on a January night in White River (okay it's a little wordy)
- like jacques cousteau on a full tank
- like he's on death row
I will add to this as I think of them.