Because our federal politics is like watching a season of 'Survivor'.
For the first immunity challenge, parliament's job was to pass a budget. The Conservative tribe lost that challenge.
Now the tribes have merged, and the NDP and the Liberals are forming an alliance with the Bloq Quebecois to vote Stevie off the island.
Now PM Harper is trying to win immunity by getting the Governor General to shut down Parliament for the holidays.
I swear, this shit's better than hockey. Tune in next week on "Survivor: Ottawa"