Counselling a friend:
"If you're going to have a fuck buddy, your husband is probably the worst choice ever. Think on that."
"'that's a nice eyebrow ring.' 'Thanks, it matches my friend's clit ring'"
"So I have a friend that runs a fetish site..."
Friends don't let friends....
"If I ever find out, be warned, I will bitch slap you." "Okay but you gotta let me put it on the website"