From ryanord, age 25:
We won't mesh if:From forever_mann, age 39:
And one last thingy. I'm gonna call the Cops on the next woman who tries to trick me with fake, old or really far away pics, that crap should be a criminal offence!...says the guy with a single pic, head down, baseball cap covering face.
This made me weep for the state of the education system, and our future health care system. From Treys_song, age 26 Profession - Medical Student:
U can call me a geek or watever..but hey do u not want ur doctor to not know his shit? exactly hahaOh hell no. I want my doctor to be able to fucking SPELL.
I kind of wish I didn't think it would be incredibly mean to post some pics, because some of them are hilarious. Like the tattoo kid, who asks why girls don't like guys with a lot of tattoos? It really needs the picture with it to get the full humour.
I'm going to add for some unknown reason it really irks me when people list tattoos and piercings as an interest. It's not that I'm against body modification, I've got one facial piercing and one tattoo with another planned. I just don't get how it's an interest. To me it's like saying hair dye is an interest. Or pants are an interest. Like, when does it go from simple adornment to an actual interest? When you start doing it yourself? When you start researching artists and piercers throughout history? I don't know. Maybe someone can enlighten me.
At any rate, I don't quite have the balls to go so far as to post pics. I feel like I'd be crossing a line. Maybe if my GIMP program didn't take so long to boot up and do, well, anything I could block out people's eyes and stuff. But I'll just stick to foot-in-mouth disease.
It's a little one-sided I know. I used to have a guy-friend who would critique profiles for me, and I for him and man, we'd find some doozies. We're still friends, we just don't critique for each other much anymore.
Does anyone else have some really bad dating site examples? Add them to the comments and if I really like them, I'll add them to the post.