R: my bra is itching me.
Me: take it off then. You'll want to learn how to take your bra off without taking your shirt off, anyway. It's something every woman should know.
R: I already know how to do that.
Me: well good. It's an important life skill to have.
R: yeah in case someone puts a tracking device on it.
In other news, I'm starting to wonder if my kid is working for the CIA.