Monday, April 11, 2011

Today, I questioned a cartoon's manhood.

I received a text from the Danno today.  He likes to send me the occasional brain teaser, like the one below.  I am convinced he's absolutely batshit insane sometimes think he might have some issues (you know I'm just kidding, right?).

Danno: Question: Which one of the looney tunes do you suspect had the biggest penis?

Me: Well, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam are out.  The violent temper and affinity for firearms indicate insecurity and a need to over-compensate.

Me:  Based sheerly on the laws of proportion, I'd say the abominable snowman.  Biggest character=biggest penis.

Me:  Incidentally, my phone forces me to spell out penis.

Danno: Yeah, I was in the same boat, combining Pen and Is, but my phone learned it after the first time I used it. :-)

Danno: Your insights into this sensitive matter are much appreciated.

Me: Hey, I'm here to help.

This is a man with some masculinity issues to work out.  Source

11 comments:

  1. I'd have to disagree w/ you on the Snowman. Major shrinkage due to cold weather. I'm thinking more along the lines of Foghorn Leghorn.

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  2. Foghorn Leghorn

    dude's a big boy and Leg is in his name....case closed...next subject

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  3. Wile E. Coyote and his super penius? :)

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  4. Or Tweety Bird?

    He attracted mad pussycat.

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  5. FogHorn Leghorn..

    I would totally take one for the team to find out if this indeed, were true.

    Please draw me as a Brunette Jessica Rabbit, though.

    Will need someone to film that shit, though.

    (Goddess, that was a litle reavealing, I guess. Whut evah. I'm leaving it here anyway. )

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  6. Largest penis, or largest penis-to-body ratio?

    Largest penis? I agree, the giant rooster.

    Largest ratio? Maybe that sheepdog.

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  7. I'm thinking that the big orange furry guy Gossemer would probably have a huge dong...but sometimes, it's the guy you expect least...so as a wild card, I'll throw out a possibility: Sylvester

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  8. In my experience, the skinniest men tend to be the most well-endowed. Don't know why that is. Wonder if webMD has addressed the subject? So anyway, based on that, I'd have to say Bugs. And he seems so, you know, confident, like he'd have no worries in that department. Totally agree with you on Sam and Elmer. Firearms are just penis substitutes.

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  9. Holy shit, the first name that popped into my head on this one was Foghorn.

    Probably because he's a GIANT COCK.

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