Danno: Question: Which one of the looney tunes do you suspect had the biggest penis?
Me: Well, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam are out. The violent temper and affinity for firearms indicate insecurity and a need to over-compensate.
Me: Based sheerly on the laws of proportion, I'd say the abominable snowman. Biggest character=biggest penis.
Me: Incidentally, my phone forces me to spell out penis.
Danno: Yeah, I was in the same boat, combining Pen and Is, but my phone learned it after the first time I used it. :-)
Danno: Your insights into this sensitive matter are much appreciated.
Me: Hey, I'm here to help.
|This is a man with some masculinity issues to work out. Source