I'm at the grocery store, and I'm looking for guacamole. This is a FoodBasics, so it's not like a high-end grocery store. I check the aisle with all the dips and such and find nothing. So I head to produce because sometimes they have dressings and stuff.
Me: Do you know where I might find guacamole?
Stockboy #1: Hmm.. i'm just produce, so I'm not really sure, but I can ask someone. We do have avocadoes if you want to make your own.
I've made my own guacamole before, and it turns out I'm not very good at it.
Me: I've made my own, I'm pretty bad at it. Rather just buy it pre-mixed.
I follow the guy about 6 aisles over to another guy. They discuss.
Stockboy #2: Are you the lady that needs help?
Me: Yup, sure am.
Stockboy #2: Here, follow me.
I follow him back to the first aisle that I check. He scans the shelves. Looks perplexed.
Stockboy #2: *sighs dramatically* They've moved it. Hold on a second.
Leaves, coverses with a woman in the bread section. Returns.
Stockboy #2: So it turns out we don't carry guacamole anymore. We used to but now we don't. We have avocados though, if you want to make your own.
Me: I've made my own, I'm pretty bad at it. Okay, thanks anyway.
Take the girls to the check out. Explain that we'll be going to another store after this.
Me: We'll go to Foodland after this, they'll have some.
Cashier: Was there something you weren't able to find.
Me: Yeah, guacamole. You guys don't carry it apparently.
Cashier: We have avocados.