So, I'm not much of a pot smoker.  I don't like drinking/smoking by  myself, I like it as a social thing.  Thing is, pot makes me notably  UN-social.  I'm a sleeper, or I turn inwards to myself.  Thoughts come  to me at  a rapid pace, but far too fast for them to reach my mouth,  before I have another rapid thought.  Either that, or I feel as though I  AM actually saying things out loud, when I'm not.  It's like the  opposite of having no inner monologue.  More like my inner monologue  EATS my voice.
It is on record that I once, on one of the rare  occurences that I do indulge in the weed, went for nearly two hours  without speaking a word.  My sister, and two of my friends, one  child-free weekend (the sister and I used to co-ordinate weekends so we  had the same weekends without kids) were sitting around as per usual,  and this evening I had opted to partake when they offered the pipe,  after probably around 8 months since my previous indulgence.
We  were playing this card game we had dubbed '12-step' as it involves  collecting cards in different formation, for 12 rounds.  For 2 hours  (because it's a godawfully long game) we sat, the sister giggled, both friends giggled, they made fun observations while I steadfastly  concentrated on my cards, occasionally grunting in assent or uttering an  absent-minded 'heh'.
It was a saturday so it was classic rock  saturday night.  Every song that came on my sister would cry 'oooooh I  LOVE this SONG!'  At one point a song came on and after her declaration  of love for the song, there was discussion as to what the song was  called
"Oooooh!  I love this song!  What's it called?"
"I don't know, who does it?"
"I think it's Jethro Tull, but I don't know the name!"
Blah  blah blah the game goes on.  I have remained in my silence for this  exchange, while the wheels in my brain worked.  After what seemed like  2-3 minutes to me, but what must have been closer to 30 minutes later, I  have a brainstorm.
"Aqualung."
The table stops.  Everyone  is staring at me, like I have snakes crawling out of my eye sockets.   My sister looks shocked and says "What?"  I look her dead in the eye.
"AQUALUNG."
A  chorus of "what the hell are you TALKING ABOUT?" I myself, don't see  what is so difficult to understand, so I turn to the others and  more vehemently
"AQUALUNG."
Now they're totally weirded  out, thinking that, I can only assume, that I've totally lost my mind.  I  haven't spoken in two hours and now, a half hour after it's no longer  relevent, I come out with this non-sequitor, single word phrase.   Looking down at my cards I shrug.
"That was the name of the song"
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