Inspiration strikes. In the Kneecaps.

Christmas shopping in a small town at a major shopping center on a Saturday is an interesting experience, rife with opportunity to mix and ...

Okay, so it's been a few hours since I woke up, so my memory of the dreams I had are kind of blurry. I'm in Toronto and I'm v...

Me:  How was your day? Reagan: *stretches arms wide* Me:  This big? Reagan:  Yeah.

This is not my morning.  I got half of this written out and I hit the back button somehow, and it ate the beginnings of my post.  Anyway, I...

Because our federal politics is like watching a season of 'Survivor'. For the first immunity challenge, parliament's job was t...

Counselling a friend: "If you're going to have a fuck buddy, your husband is probably the worst choice ever.  Think on that....

Scene: In the car, listening to "Blue Like Nevermind" by Kimya Dawson. Eyes like almonds I've been told and friends are foun...

Tierney: Wow mommy, why is it so dark out already? Me: Because a long time ago, some silly person invented Daylight Savings Time and actua...

My friend and co-worker Aimee apparently had a dream that I was a heroin addict, and was chasing her around trying to jab her with giant s...

A friend of mine greeted me tonight on MSN with the question "We're old, aren't we?" to which I replied, "Yes, proba...