Inspiration strikes. In the Kneecaps.

My friend and co-worker Aimee apparently had a dream that I was a heroin addict, and was chasing her around trying to jab her with giant s...

A friend of mine greeted me tonight on MSN with the question "We're old, aren't we?" to which I replied, "Yes, proba...

.. their child's first mondegreen. Apparently Tierney has been living under the impression that Aimee Mann was saying "Was it sca...

One of the ads I saw today while at work was for the following: Reusable Esophogeal / Rectal Temperature Probe I'm not sure what is mo...

So the dentist's office has been calling me lately to remind me that it's time for the girl's check up.  I'm excited about ...

Wow.  Some people amaze me, acting like high schoolers, while nearing 30.  He said, She said.  It's all I can do to keep from laughing ...

I have a compulsive need to touch doors before I open them. Wait, hear me out. I'm prone to static shocks sometimes, especially in w...

The good news: My aforementioned friend (two blogs back, before the wiki-birthday thing), is not a total asshat, with the intentions of ign...

This is stolen from Mari, Queen of the Desert and Kaydeelicious... What happened on your birthday? Did empires crumble? Did sports dynas...

I will never in my life watch another romantic comedy. I have been lied to. There are no happy endings. It's Action and/or Slasher fl...