Inspiration strikes. In the Kneecaps.

Since I so rarely remember my dreams any more I wanted to get this one down. I'm in a large hospital/school/industrial complex type...

Hit the Big city of T.O. today, so I could attend the family reunion committee meeting for planning the Campbell reunion. This is year numb...

Does wanting to knock my children's heads together make me a bad mother? How come when you wipe up oatmeal with a dishcloth, no mat...

Can somebody please tell me why Dave Mustaine is on Duck Dodgers? Yes, THAT Dave Mustaine. From Megadeth. On Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a...

Fuck, am I ever in a foul mood today. It's seems like the kids have done nothing but whine all day (I'm trying to get them to take ...

It seems I've been giving out the wrong cell number for the past two weeks.  Durr.  Incidentally, it turns out that the guy that's ...

Cripes, my kids are stubborn. I told them yesterday that if their room didn't get cleaned we wouldn't go outside. They were in ther...

There is a little Mexican girl in my trunk. Her name is Dora and she hangs out with a monkey named after footwear. On Monday I plan...

I hate my fucking car. Still love the interior (what with the nifty makeover) but otherwise it is a fawking PIECE OF SHITE. Went to Gra...

It's official, I love Chuck Klosterman. He fawking ROCKS. Redid my car roof yesterday, it looks fucking awesome. I took down the ol...